John on how he asked out Sarah for the first time:
So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’
JOHN GREEN IS PERFECTION.
ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS WRONG.
John Green reads old report cards.
i thINK I JUST PEED MYSELF
fucking john green
Reblogging this, for example, is more important important than tweeting it.
Not to make everyone hate me, but am I supposed to find Benedict Cumberbatch adorable?
If you don’t find him at least slightly adorable, they actually take away your tumblr, Julie.
Is that John Green?
It’s always John Green.
John Green, New York Times Bestselling Author, and a banana.