A rough draft of the letter I’m gonna send to Leo with a homemade Oscar
This is literally the funniest thing ever
(Source: samandriel)
#’JUST LET ME HOLD IT’ #’NO NO I PROMISE I’M NOT GONNA TAKE IT’ #’I SAID I PROMISE!’ #’JUST LET ME HOLD THE FUCKING AWARD CHRISTOPH!!!!’ #’JESUS CHRISTOPH YOU ARE SO SELFISH!!!!!!!’ #and then he cries and no one at the table rly knows what to do #so christoph waits a few minutes and quietly asks him #’uhhh… so how is kate?’ #’SHE IS MARRIED TO A GUY NAMED NED ROCKNROLL HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK CHRISTOPH????’
can you imagine leo’s speech when he finally gets the oscar though
just a “FUCKING FINALLY” and he just walks off stage
(Source: deucalion)
i think this year the oscars need to have an award called you ought to be absolutely ashamed of yourself for never giving this person an oscar until now and it should go to gary oldman
#because he won’t be at the oscars to accept it because he just thought he wouldn’t win #and he just starts running from the middle of africa to go accept it #THATS MY AWARD NO YOU CAN’T ACCEPT IT ON MY BEHALF NOOOOOO
