it’s even better than that because he’s trying to protect trevor’s ears instead of his own XD I love you neville<3
#and ron is so badass he doesn’t even need to cover his ears #he’s all like ya’ll mad?
Ron is used to it because Percy loves to sing in the shower.
but omfg the knight in the background is all like wHO DARE COMES TO ATTACK ME
Not a queen, a Khaleesi.
#her entire narrative is structured as the origin of a Woman King #from captive bargaining chip princess #to captive queen-Kahleesi used for breeding #to taking control of that role by eating hearts both real and metaphorical; using her love as a means to power #but never consciously; that is the key to her; she has a dark and glorious will to power #but she will never willingly enslave or sell herself or others to gain it #and that makes her different from any other player #and then when the Khalasar was to abandon her after the Khal/King the source of her power as queen died #she took the term Khaleesi; her role within it and transformed it with the birth of her dragons #she burned away the weaknesses inherent in the role of Khaleesi and made it pure power; she with her dragons and magic embodied power #and as she was Khaleesi; so the term Khaleesi transcended what it was and became one with true power #that is; it was no longer attendent upon the Khal; to be Khaleesi was to be King #she is not a queen nor a princess nor any other courtly Westerosi role that might be thrust upon her #she has shaped her title; Khaleesi; made it her own; made it kingly through her own body and agency #she is no queen; she is Khaleesi #she is Woman King #fear the Targaryens; for they will always shape their own titles through the instrument of their bodies #they are conquerors; they will colonize your lands and your power structure and transform it to match their own inherent grandeur #for the dragons are them; they are dragons; there is no separation #and she is coming for all your false titles (okayophelia)
# HE LOOKS SO REPULSED BY HER TEARS # WHAT HUMAN EMOTION IS THIS?
#girl why are you crying #its not even your baby #its my sister’s and she’s not even feeding it #im just waiting for my sister to feel better #and to finish blackmailing dad #i didnt sign up to watch you cry #like seriously we have enough with the baby crying #and he’s legit hungry #sigh i just dont understand people #except my sister #lucrezia 4eva
#if cesare were alive in the internet age his automatic email signature would just be ”lucrezia 4eva” #not his eminence or valentino gonfaloniere condottiero blah blah no #not even lucrezia 4ever #nope #back in the early 00s his aim profile would be black background red font times new roman size 16 ”lucrezia 4eva” #repeated over and over until he reached the character limit #sputtering to an end on an unchecked ”lucre…” because what is proofreading is proofreading lucrezia? no? then dgaf #you asshole what are those pants #were those painted directly onto your skin #are those pleather leggings from hot topic cesare #or is it a full latex deep-v-neck bodysuit from american apparel #did you get it with your employee discount #do you cover the top half with poofy shirts hoping no one would notice that you’re wearing a fucking hipster unitard #or do you wear it as a preventative measure? like me when i don’t shave my legs before i go to bars #so that drunk-me won’t let herself hook up with anyone?#is this pleather bodysuit your self-inflicted chastity belt #that you’ll be too embarrassed to reveal by getting undressed with girls who aren’t your sister #is this your way of avoiding another EXTREMELY non-subtle sister substitute relationship with obvious parallel romantic imagery #like with ursula #like with every1 #when will you learn cesare? you said it yourself #at the bottom of every email sent from email@example.com: #lucrezia 4eva #(real talk tho: i am embarrassingly into those pants) #(boy looks good. boy could get it.) #(boy always looks good. boy could always get it.)
#so endlessly fascinated by their relationship #she starts off as a victim that becomes a daughter; innocent sweetheart #and she’s doted on and spoiled and physically incapable of growing up #but emotionally and mentally she adapts beyond the boys who made her #becomes part lover part conspirator part master (of their whims as much as her own) #she sacrifices lestat because lestat is too strong-willed (as brat himself) and can tame her #but not her gentle louis #him she cannot be without #and he never recovers from losing her #louis could live ten thousand years and he’d still hear her screaming at that first break of dawn #’i was mortal til you gave me your immortal kiss. you became my mother and my father and so i’m yours forever.’ #formative influences
#the OWLs and the NEWTs were under the ministry of magic and they happen earlier in the year #they have nothing to do with the school’s exams #they’re like the SATs or the AP tests #if your school decided to cancel your final exams for some reason THE SATS WOULD STILL HAPPEN (via coffeeandcheesecake)
We take Harry Potter very seriously here
Flawless picture choice.
Aragorn’s bitch-please face
#Steve that’s a judging face #are you judging Tony #I think you are #just because he put his name on a building too doesn’t mean he wants to take over the world #Tony wouldn’t have any idea what the fuck to do with the world if he had it #he’d probably give it to Pepper
No he would give her 12% of it.
Reblogging again for this^
Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.
HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE.
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS.
Bless this man.
the man. the myth. the legend.